Naked and clean, seated in my shower, I start by preparing the pies, topping shaving cream with chocolate sauce and covering chocolate pudding with whipped cream. Then I turn and cram my new Smurf dildo (it's blue and seven inches long) up my tight white ass.

Time to get messy! I start off with a big pie sandwich, smashing two foamy pies into the sides of my face, covering my head in shaving cream. When some of it falls off, I pick it up and rub it into my cock and over my chest. Then I turn around and sit my ass on the third foamy pie, spreading it over my butt cheeks and shoving it into my asshole with the dildo.

Facing the camera again, I drizzle chocolate sauce over my face and chest. As I rub it and the foam over my nude torso, cock and ass, the mixture turns a creamy brown. Finally I pick up the heavy chocolate pudding pie and smile, anticipating the coming humiliation. After a brief countdown, I smash it hard into my face, splattering it all over my body and the wall behind me. The pudding drips over my body as I pound my ass and jerk my dick, grinning and moaning as I climax, multiple spurts of cum shooting over my chest. Fully satisfied, I pull out the dildo and pose with it.